Prevent stupid moments
Prevent Accidental Stoopid Moments
Oh man, look at me getting side tracked and not taking a moment to wish everyone a Happy New Year in a timely manner! **Happy New Year!!**
Let's NOT take a moment to discuss all of your New Year, new me goals. Because seriously, if we are talking about ditching donuts, it's only going to get depressing. Instead, lets spend some time talking about New Year, less stress. Am I right? Listen, it's inevitable, we are always going to have "Accidental Stoopid* Moments", but there are steps we can take to prevent these and keep our blood pressures at reasonable levels.
So, let me give you my sales pitch on how we can help you prevent these, what we will now abbreviate to "ASM"'s.
Scenario #1: It's 5:30AM, your New Year, new me goal of hitting the gym 4x a week to get that summer beach bod' has started. You're lookin' good in your new gear and that pre-workout is starting to kick-in. As you head out the door, you realize your car keys aren't where they belong. Searching everywhere, your puppy belches' right as you make eye contact. There it hits you. You had an ASM. You left your keys on the floor and little Kevin there gobbled them up. Wait, this gets better.....that was your ONLY car key. A slew of expletives' silently fly toward little Kevin, and yourself, for this ASM. Poor little Kevin. We can help. (Well, with your car key, not little Kevin...) Our guys love car jobs, especially John. We can get you in your car and give you a new key in a matter of no time. We could also make you a second key before something like this even happens.
Scenario #2: It's basketball season and little Tommy has a game at 6:30PM. You get off work at 5PM. It's just you, the dog and your three kids. You pick up the kids, fly home, cook a mediocre dinner, hopefully have time to spin up a little drink and rush out the door to get to the game. As you are rounding the kids out to the car, you grab the door handle and the car doesn't respond. It hits you, BOOM, you had an ASM. You left your keys next to your drink aaaannd the door is now locked. There you stand, surrounded by your children, who are probably arguing, franticly looking for your cell to phone a friend. You know what would've been nice? If you listened to my other sales pitches and bought that electronic deadbolt! HA! Then you could just conveniently type that 4 digit code in, the door would open and this ASM would be diverted.
So, New Year, less stress. Swing in the shop here, put that donut money to good use and come pick up another car key, an electronic deadbolt or even just a hide-a-key. We are here to help!
*I'm not stupid and know stupid is spelt "stupid" but it's sounded better to spell it "stoopid". Just go with it.
